Family

Most children are raised to love their family, but when I have children I think I will raise them to love who they choose to love. And not to love too liberally. Love is something that should be earned, a child shouldn't be told that they need to love a person just because there is some bond of blood between them.

Today, a member of my family did something that has made me re-think the concept of family that I have been brought up to believe. I have never felt such betrayal, thinking about it makes my entire body ache. From now on, my love, trust and respect has to be earned, I am going to create my own family of individuals with kindred spirits. Hopefully then I will never have to feel such utter despair ever again.

Gordon Ramsay

Last night, 'celebrity chef' Gordon Ramsay was on Rove. Did anyone hate him as much as I did? Ok, so I enjoy watching Kitchen Nightmares and whats that other one...? oh, Hell's Kitchen. Yeah, I watch them but Im going to put that down to the fact that I generally like cooking shows.

So he was on Rove, the first thing he did when he came on was insult the host...then kept making insulting comments all night. And apparently he insulted Tracey Grimshaw (that woman on a cuurent affair) and he called her a lesbian and ugly among other things. In the newspaper today Tracey said....

"Obvious Gordon thinks that any woman who doesn't find him attractive must be gay"

Nice, good one Tracey. So here is to Gordon Ramsay, that womanising, abusive, wanky-haired, bastard!

Mystery Green Stain

Tonight I realised that I have a MYSTERY GREEN STAIN on my pyjama pants. It is located at the top band of my pants, and is very green. After pondering its existence for a while, I decided that it could only possibly be a small number of things...

1. a plasma based life form that will slowly seep into my skin as I sleep, then proceed to eat me from the inside out.
2. dried mushed up peas
   
3. some form of zombifying bacteria
   
4. a new breed of super green super snot
5. the dried insides of a bug that I rolled on and squished in my sleep last night
6. that weird rust stuff that happens on old coins...and has mysteriously happened on my pants

Dont worry, I'll keep you updated regularly about developments in this riveting story