Tonight I realised that I have a MYSTERY GREEN STAIN on my pyjama pants. It is located at the top band of my pants, and is very green. After pondering its existence for a while, I decided that it could only possibly be a small number of things...
- a plasma based life form that will slowly seep into my skin as I sleep, then proceed to eat me from the inside out.
- dried mushed up peas
- some form of zombifying bacteria
- a new breed of super green super snot
- the dried insides of a bug that I rolled on and squished in my sleep last night
- that weird rust stuff that happens on old coins...and has mysteriously happened on my pants
Dont worry, I'll keep you updated regularly about developments in this riveting story
